Also, I plan on learning the entire Japanese language this summer. Since, you know, I never finished because my professor got deported in the beginning of the second semester.

I wish I had something meaningful to write right now but I really don't.

I really want to get healthy. Meaning I need to stop eating like shit and start working out even more. I've been working out Mondays and Wednesdays for the past....oh I don't know...month?
And I was also occasionally working out on Tuesdays and Thursdays with my sister but then we both got swamped with school work and stopped. She said she wants to start up again after May 8 which is actually perfect cause that is the last day of the semester for me! FUCK. YES.

This semester has been a joke. I seriously feel like I just coasted through and now its over. Sure, I learned a bunch of neat tid-bits but, I don't know, it just feels so rushed and well, over. I technically have 2 more weeks of school left and I have so much shit to do it is so stressful.

It was my Grandma's birthday today and she turned 70. And you know where she wanted to go for dinner? Red Lobster. Fancy fancy, considering she NEVER treats herself to anything. I wanted to go but of course my ol' reliable family decided not to answer their phones.

My boyfriend asked me the other day what I would rather have: A camera (Canon EOS Rebel blah blah blah) or a 32' Samsung TV. I said camera and he shit bricks so I had to play it off and say "Oh honey, I was just joshing. That TV of course." I've been wanting that camera since I can remember.

Note to self: write your freaking pen pal back already.

I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"

Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down

Music played and people sang
Just for me the church bells rang

Now he's gone. I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He didn't take the time to lie

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

I got drunk the other night and I made the mistake of drinking the trash can punch shit. My advice would be to never drink it, even if it was your last resort. It is exactly what it says it is, trash.

My friends gave me a baby bottle of jager for my birthday and I haven't opened it since. I took it to this party so it could get some action and nobody touched it. I don't even think they looked at it. It must be a sign from God; that this baby bottle of jager is meant for my friends and I only.

I had a good Easter. I heard a bunch of stories about my family and learned a lot about my history. Not to mention, I found out where my family gets their light skin and light eyes from. Our great great grandfather was a blond haired blue eyed Spaniard. Nice. That's just on my mom's side. We have English on my dad's side so Lord knows what we got from them. We're mutts!

A builder and plan is under way as of today meaning that I'll be moving into my house very very soon.

Snatch always puts me in a better mood, "Oy, I thought you said he was a get-away driver. What the fuck can he get away from eh?!"

Do you ever come home after a long day and just feel like bumping some smooth hip hop?

Maybe....Not

I'm gonna be honest, I initially made this to talk about music but at this point I don't think that's what its going to be about, solely at least. For sure, I'll throw in a line (or two) every now and then about some super sick beats or something of the sort.

But anyways, back to my random thoughts:
There was this really annoying little boy in church today. HOLD UP! I know, I went to church. Good thing in this day and age these blogs have the time and date stamp on them. Now lets see how long it takes me to go again. Yeah, back to the spawn of satan sitting in front of me. He was a brat yo. He was jumping all over the pew (wow I spelled pew right) and his mom was trying to shut him up with sugar....best mother of the year award right there.

I went to church today because my dad went on an ACTS retreat, its not like I went just cause I felt like it. I haven't had that feeling about a holy institution in a long time. So my dad is a changed person from what I can tell so far. He says God or Jesus in every sentence since I've seen him and he's all chipper and has a spunk in his step.

My grandma came to see him come back today too and you know, I hope everyone has at least half the amount of fun I have with my grandma. She's hilarious. Sometimes I wonder if she is where I get my humor from. I would need a whole other post just for her so maybe I'll get to that soon. I'll tell you one tid-bit though, she was plotting to steal a baby. All she kept saying was "I want that baby, she's so cute. I want THAT baby." And I definitely wasn't going to stop her cause I don't like ruining her fun.

Do you watch Bill Maher? I don't love him but I don't hate him. No doubt he has an opinion but I actually sat down and watched an episode of his show - mostly because his special guest was Mos Def. Apparently he always gets guests that have an intelligent spoken word and he always has commentary which is pretty much what I always say, "Fuck that *puta!"
*optional

Last but not least, my friend's mother is making me dinner tonight and it's my favorite: Raviolis.
I'm looking forward to it seeing as my step mom has denied all of her domestic duties as a woman.

Inspiration

although, I think the lyrics posted EVERYWHERE are wrong.
I'll just have to say the song name and who its by - I really hope a lot of
people know it because its pretty wonderfur - ok here it is:
The Truth by Handsome Boy Modeling School. I'm obsessed, word.

You know what I'm tired of? Obese children. Every time I see them I just
think of how unfair it is that their parents are killing them and they don't
even know it. Damn shame and its wrong like 2 left shoes. Smh.